Scrambled Brains: A Cooking Guide for the Reality Impaired (Arsenal Pulp, 1997 $16.95) by Robin Konstabaris and Pierre LeBlanc promised to guide those low on funds but high on attitude through the culinary world. Included are; Did You Think I'd Crumble (an apple pie for those suffering from unrequited love, prepared with Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" blaring in the background) and everything you need for a Naked Dinner Party (featuring vegetables, clam dip and a live naked person). 1-55152-042-7

[BCBW 2004] "Cookbook"